Miss Piggy Wisdom #ChooseToChallenge
Posted on 08 March 2021
There's no doubt that Miss Piggy is one of the original boss babes of our time. She's fierce and witty, has an unapologetically high sense of self-esteem and lives life to the fullest. She's the bestie we all wish we could be sending frantic late night messages to. In celebration of International Women's Day this year, we're sharing her pearls of timeless wit and wisdom.
1. On Unrealistic Beauty Standards
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
2. On Keeping Your Priorities Straight
"Keep your pool close and your pool boy closer."
2. On Being A Lady
"I'm always on my best behaviour. It just so happens that my best behaviour isn't very good..."
3. On self-esteem
“Beauty is all about loving who you are. And if you have a problem with that, may I suggest you try loving who I am?”
4. On Finding Love
"Kermie and moi met at a beauty pageant. I won the pageant and he won the jackpot - moi."
5. On Always Looking Your Best
"Don't just walk—treat the world like your runway, because who's to say it isn't?"
6. On Being Practical
"Smart cooks realize that the easiest cookbook to use is the Yellow Pages and the handiest appliance in the kitchen is the telephone."
7. Eat sensibly -
8. On Being Judged By Others
“I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case, you are right.”
9. On Shopping
“When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time, except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.”
10. On relationships
"If the man is genuinely apologetic, I would let him off with a large bunch of flowers, an expensive present and a lavish make-up dinner. On the other hand, if he treats it in an offhand manner, he is obviously the kind of person who is not going to knock himself out for you, and you should do it for him."
Comment below and let us know which ones resonate with you most!